coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

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eggfrica

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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,,

Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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officialneckdeep:

Real Friends - Maybe This Place Is The Same And We’re Just Changing + Snaps

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wxng:

asian:

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lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

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ugh-pls:

this is so great omfg

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kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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