So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
UK grading system
sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations
David Bowie doesn’t have this problem
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
do u ever get like water hungry…
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”