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the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

whatmakesyou-el-oh-el:

prism-minded:

How do you tell someone that you’re crazy about them when you’re not even sure if you really are?

punch them in the face for making you feel so conflicted

so wise

(via blood--lines)

21st, 11:25

Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

(Source: captainfandom, via p-ensieves)

21st, 11:19

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

(via p-ensieves)

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google

21st, 11:17

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

21st, 11:17

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

(Source: onegleeheart, via p-ensieves)

21st, 11:14

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

(via p-ensieves)

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